Hillingdon and Uxbridge Stage Crew
 
Diary of Forthcoming Events
  

 

  
14th February 2009
Simon's 18th Birthday.
 
 
 

Theatrical Logic
In is down, down is front
Out is up, up is back
Off is out, on is in
And of course - Left is right and right is left.
A drop shouldn't and a block and fall does neither.
A prop doesn't and a cove has no water
Tripping is OK
A running crew rarely gets anywhere
A purchase line buys you nothing
A trap will not catch anything
A gridiron has nothing to do with football
Strike is work (in fact a lot of work)
And a green room, thank god, usually isn't
Now that you are fully versed in Theatrical terms
Break a leg. But not really.